1. 18:26 19th Sep 2014

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    staygrandbeiconic:

    LEGIT THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN.

    I literally just reblogged this two times in a row. No fucks given. This is the greatest post on tumblr.

     
  2. 18:25

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    What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?
    — 

    My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

    #no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

     
  3. 18:23

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    ihmaiw2d:

    p00pindaisies:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

    image

    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god…

    that’s 10 years but ok.

    ^I didn’t know it was 2004

     
  4. 18:22

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  5. 18:21

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  6. 18:20

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  7. 18:19

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    punkwarren:

    striderdaves:

    i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

    i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

     
  8. 18:18

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    coochiejuice:

    The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

     
  9. 18:16

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  10. 18:15

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    Tags: russell brand

    (Source: leoddsoul)